Hand Of Time is LIVE!

20/04

Hand Of Time CoverHappy publishing day!

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Hand Of Time, Book 2 of The Nemesis Chronicles is NOW available over on AmazonCreatespace, and B&N for your reading pleasure.

 

We want to thank each and every one of you for your support, for your wonderful reviews, and for letting us keep telling our stories! We hope you enjoy reading this second book as much as we enjoyed writing it!


Hand of Time, Chapter 2!

17/04

Yesterday, you got a sneak peak at Chapter 1 of the upcoming Hand of Time.

If you read it yesterday, go back and reread, as I discovered later last night that I’d uploaded the “mostly edited” version, not the one for print. I’m relatively sure you’ll notice the differences.

In any event, it’s fixed now. And since we’ve already heard from Dirk, I think it’s time to take a peek and see what Morgan has been up to.

3 days and counting!

Enjoy!

2 THE SKIRMISH (MORGAN)

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Hand of Time, Chapter 1 ;)

16/04

Hand Of Time CoverSo, as announced in our last post, book 2 of The Nemesis Chronicles, Hand of Time, will be hitting your e-readers this Saturday.

Yes, it’s 4/20. Yes. We know.

We also know that you’re probably wondering about the audiobook and the hard copy.

As far as the audio is concerned, we’re hoping to have that out sometime in the next month, through Audiobooks.com. We’ll be sure to keep you updated on the progress there.

In regards to the hard copies, well, we’ve got the proof copy on its way and should have that on Thursday. Provided everything goes according to plan, they should be available on 4/20 as well through Createspace and Amazon.

Are you excited yet? Because we are!

In fact, we’re SO excited about book 2, that we’re going to post the first two chapters for you here. (And at the official site: http://thenemesischronicles.com)

Just to whet your appetite, as it were.

So, without further ado, Chapter 1 of Hand of Time. Enjoy!

 

1 THE AWAKENING (DIRK)

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Walkthrough Wednesday (Audio!)

10/04

YAY!

It’s a podcast!


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Chock full of reviews and updates!

I told you I’d get one done ;)

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It’s a good thing, too, considering I’m sitting here like a hurt puppy with the way I punished my core with kettle bells yesterday and soothed it with Yoga this morning. Ouch.

In any event, here you go! Come, waste 40 minutes or so with me, catching up.

Within this podcast, I review:

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Crysis 3

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God of War: Ascension

tombraider

Tomb Raider

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Bioshock Infinite

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Little Big Planet

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Escape Plan

So there you go! Have fun!

And as always, if there’s anything you’d like for me to review, just leave me a comment. Hell, if you agree/disagree with what I’ve said? Leave me a comment. I promise, I won’t bite. Hard.

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Emo!Thor Gets His Groove On!

04/04

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Issue #196, The Mighty Thor (February 1972)

The Mighty Thor “Within The Realm of KARTAG!”

GOOOOOOOD Morning & THUNDEROUS Thursday, Emo!Thor Enthusiasts!

Today’s update comes to you from a healthy dose of guilt (because I’ve ignored my beloved Asgardian for WAY too long and left y’all hanging) AND caffeine. Lots of it.

So apparently I’m a lying liar about keeping this updated, and for that, well. You know. But I’ve got very good reasons:

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We Can Has Cover!

29/03

So let’s do a little update, shall we?

1st: We can has a cover!

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Tadaaa! The ever so talented and amazing Robb Lombard did this for us (follow him on Facebook, for serious) and I have to say… get used to seeing that name, because we love what he’s done and are very much looking forward to having him work with us on future covers  :)

2nd: We are currently in the final home stretch of edits with a final date set for 4/20/13.

3rd: We are SO grateful to everyone who took the time to test read and give us feedback, we know you’ll all be blown away by the changes we’re making (especially if you read the beta ;) ) and we are so excited to bring this to you soon!

We promise, it’ll be worth the wait :)

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And yes, the snark WILL continue! I’m currently working on the next Emo!Thor, so with any luck, he’ll be up and parading about come Thor’s day next week!

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Wonton Soup And A Stuffy Nose

04/03

Issue #96, Detective Comics (Feb 1945)

Batman With Robin: “Alfred, Private Detective!”

Moody!Monday, Batfans!

First things first: Mea Culpa for being gone so long. I planned to return in January, but, as with most plans, life sorta got in the way. I can’t say it won’t happen again, but then… there you go.

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Long story short: Book 2, lending my voice to Audiobooks, and Emo!SAD.

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Happy Holidaze!

25/12

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From Hus af Snark to you and yours,

We’d like to wish all of you a very happy holiday season, whatever it is you celebrate!

May you find peace and joy in the upcoming new year, and may laughter, love, and health be your constant companions.

~Snarkstress & Dragon


What’s Going On?

15/12

So. Things look a little different around here.

Apparently, when I updated to WordPress 3.5, the database went all wonky and broke couchlocked.

Oh, everything looked fine, at the home page level. (And that is why I didn’t catch it right away.) The moment you clicked on the blog post you wanted, ya got nothing. Or at least, nothing snark related.

I’m still trying to figure out where it all went wrong, but in the meantime, enjoy this not-so-flashy and quite straightforward backup theme. My kingdom for a little css training!

Ah well. Just adding it to the list of “things piling up at the end of the year”.

 

~Snarkstress


Emo!Thor Gets His Bug On.

13/12

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Issue #195, The Mighty Thor (January 1972)

The Mighty Thor “In The Shadow of Mangog!!”

Thunderous!Thursday, Emo!Thor Enthusiasts!

Two posts in the same week? I KNOW, RIGHT?

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